Caption Contest 23

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where absolutely anything goes!

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Omg how much can a teddy BEAR?

OK......Introducing the new "wiener surprise" sexy time bear.

NOTE: To avoid a nasty surprise, first check inside the zip at the back, because with all the nasty sexting publicity lately, this is the only way he can score any sex.
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close one, but the winner with +7 is Shyguy222!
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Do you get HBO?
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Dude dont get tough with the bear just because his dick is bigger than you and if you dont stop choking him you are getting the golden dildo!!!
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Can someone tell the new guy thats not what we ment by floffing the star!!!
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The new "adult" build a bear
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Stop choking Mr. Piddles!!
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And look! Who needs a man? If you grab his neck, A big long penis pops out!
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the.amazing.spyderman said:
Listen if "Plus bestiality" isn't the next big thing you can choke me like this.


or Plush... stupid H key running away
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Listen if "Plus bestiality" isn't the next big thing you can choke me like this.
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Thats the last time we send Geoff to get the sex "toy"
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MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA
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that toy is going to make you "hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husbands"
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"...And there's my favorite feature, when you squeeze his neck he ejaculates Coca-Cola!"
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Don't put your finger by his face or he'll bite it. Haha just kidding, he'll just try to fuck it.
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If you need a bigger cock to get off just squeeze his neck like this.
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Bald Man: "Look the reason the bear isn't getting off is because you're not strangling him. Everyone knows you have to strangle a bear to get it off. What kind of porn star are you?"
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I think this PETA ad is getting banned also
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Pedobear was down on his luck...
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Show us on the bear where he touched you
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These Self Defense classes for women are really strapped for funds.
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Hey look! Purple table cloth!
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Just grit your teeth and bear it.
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Listen babe, we didn't have the money for a fuck-buddy so we're gonna have to improvise
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What goes on behind the scenes of the children's TV program 'Play School'...
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Most uncomfortable intervention ever!
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Donatella Versace prepares to announce her 2011 line of ursine lounge wear.

"Dahling, the pink is nice, but for the outfit to really bling, you need the gold."
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Meet Bear. Now drink his piss!
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So thats what pedo bear looks like naked
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its only a demo....believe me something more special is waiting for u...
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Are you sure he took the right pill..........BLUE pill, not the tic-tac blondie!!!
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I hope PETA doesn't have a problem with this ad we're promoting, at least he's working his Bear assets........if he can just stay UP!!!
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"So, Naughty-Bear likes asphixiation? Are you sure it'll make it grow more?"
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Does this dildo bear distract you from my shiny, ugly, fucking disgusting BALD HEAD?
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I see the value but I'm not sure QVC is going to go along with it.
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clip from wanted 2
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is that , Angelina Jolie. bitch slapping a strangled bear?
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gives a whole new meaning to "bear"-backing.
ruffrider replied:
Hey I already said that :(
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"That's not Bear Grylls..."
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What girls really do with their Vermont Teddy Bears...
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beings how you won't agree to a real bear, here's plan B.
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Caption: Sorry, I can't do this. Doing it with a boy would be just wrong
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When I said I wanted YOU BARE this is not what i meant!! Who hired this deaf casting assistant?
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Gives Winnie the Poo bear a whole new meaning!
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Were going to do a little role-playing today. Pretend this is Charlie Sheen...
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Svetlana, when you 'climax' yell out "Happy 50 Anniversary WWF!"

But what does this have to do with wrestling?

It's the World Wildlife... nevermind. Just say the line.
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Bill the camera man looked on and wondered what was stuffed with more synthetic materials: the bear or Svetlana
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When Svetlana suggested inserting the golden dildo rectally, Teddy thought this day couldn't get any better. Then Mr. Johnson started to choke him out. "Better than honey and a cattle prod..." was his last thoughts before succumbing to the sleep only offered through oxygen deprivation.
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This will not fly with Build-A-Bear Workshop unless it is wearing a zippered bondage mask.
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This is not what I meant when I suggested that you go after a younger demographic.
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You see? Black goes with anything.
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"...and those jerks at the Children's Television Network refused to endorse our product."
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This was suppose to be the latest edition to the Care Bears. Unfortunately, his Care Bear Stare didn't come out of his stomach, so he's moving on to bigger and better things.
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I still say the Ku Klux Klan doll scene isn't good for your career.
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Having fallen on hard times in his later years, Winnie was forced to look for work outside the Hundred Acre Wood.
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The star is late, so we have to improvise.
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the director explains the choke out scene backstage of the new movie bi-polar
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This is the price you have to pay if you want to be famous.
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Bimbo: "What's my motivation?"
Director: "Scale plus I'll buy dinner"
Bimbo: "Okie!"
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"Coca Cola gives a sneak peek at the newest release in their Polar Bear themed holiday commercials."
chrisburdett replied:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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It's just a little prick. You'll BEAR-ly feel it.
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"So you want me to stuff...?!?!...a stuffed bair?!?!?"
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Who Asked for the Stunt Cock?
ElleBabette replied:
Rateup for Orgasmo reference. :P
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"Alright, I'll do it- but if one of you assholes starts singing "Bear Necessities"..."
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Were using the bear as a stand-in until Mr. Sheen can get here
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well i might shag this bear but only if you let me rub your bald head
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no love. I didn't say you would have a bare behind.
I said you would have a bear UP your behind
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When I said I wanted a leather, and fur choker, I was talking about a collar.
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This isn't what I meant when I said I was into hairy, white haired, older men.
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You want me to do WHAT with this Teddy Bear? Not unless he is wearing a condom.....
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Are you sure this is how Jenna got her start?
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All the actresses loved the little bear. He could always find the Honey Spot.
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i realize the bear is bigger then me, but youre just gonna have to take it. choke him out if it makes you feel better.
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If you keep fucking the bear instead of me I'll strangle him!
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look honey, I found your old childhood bear back on ebay
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This is JEWELS.......his jewels are as big as mine.......wanna try him out??
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look, his hair has the same color as mine
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Bringing a whole new meaning to the term bearback.
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With the hard times of the recession, even Winnie the Pooh was forced to bleach his fur and do what ever kind of work he could find.