Best Writing in a Porno Ever

That is some top shelf Academy Award worthy writing. And yet their talents are wasted on this cheesy porno. For shame..

Good Hygiene Battle!

In this case, we're looking at the showering part of hygiene. Lots of choices and not a lot of clothes.

Dani Daniels with a Dildo in Bed

Suttin Playing the Rebel

Worst Porno Ever

It's also a sign you might actually have the worst parents ever. Even this photo is horrible due to the image it's likely creating in your head right now. Sorry.

First Porno Shot with a Drone

It's not very often that you watch a porn and think about how beautiful it is. Well this just may be one of those occasions, though the action is so small it's hard to call it porn.

Scoring with a Porn Star (Tori Black!)

Coming back to a porn star's place after a date is pretty cool and infinitely more so when her name is Tori Black. Hopefully nothing ruins this momentous occasion for Jason.

Blake Blossom Workout in a Bikini

Skylar Vox Naked in the Hall

Airport in Portugal Accidently Plays Porn on TVs

I'm not sure what the story is here but a couple of days ago there was porn playing on the TV at the Lisbon Airport baggage claim.

Pornstar Gets Off Fine by Getting the Officer Off

Apparently one of the mates he showed off to ratted him out, resulting in his sacking. At least he'll always be able to say he got a blowjob from a semi-attractive pornstar.

Double penetration with Mini Diva

Twenty minutes of Mini really enjoying herself with two different dildos in two different holes and, eventually, at the same time!

Caption Contest 23

Plenty of angles for you to work with here, have at it! The winner gets a full version of the very adult game BoneTown. Remember to thumbs-up your favorites!

Worst. Mother. Ever.

Once again we turn to Yahoo Answers for some comedic relief. This one is most likely fake, but fear not, you can still pretend it's real! Or failing that, laugh at the answers.

Kim's Boobs are Out As She Watches a Video of Herself on S&F!

This is one of the coolest videos we've ever received. Here's the video she was watching. Huge thanks to Kim and DownblouseLoving!